Not again...

Why, why, why? Why are they always after me? I got another letter this week saying I need to pay back a loan of over 1000 euros. I NEVER TOOK OUT A LOAN!!!! In Holland you get a scholarship and if you complete your study in time and with reasonable marks you don't have to pay back any of that money. So you will understand that I was less than amused when I opened my mail. Shock, horror! I was an excellent student (I really was!) and I shouldn't have to pay anything back. I didn't understand where this came from so I was all confused. Rang up this morning and it was a simple; oh yeah, sorry about that you don't have to pay back anything...our mistake... Your mistake indeed!
You know what; I'm just going to move to a country where money, insurance, banks, driving instructors, bankcards and the whole shebang just doens't exist. A world where everything is free! Wouldn't it be loverly.... Any suggestions?